The Official Homepage of the Slutmonkeys

Sie, Heather, April (me), Jessie and Kalin the Alien

Amy Kelly Joan

Levanda (the founder), Heather, and Odessa


About us

Hello and welcome to our world. This is the Official Hompage of the Slutmonkeys. "What is a slutmonkey?" you ask. Well I'm sorry but that's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

What we're interested in:

Well, we have a wide range of interests among us. Believe it or not, we aren't sluts. As a matter of fact, our one common interest is music. We all love to sing and listen to all different kinds of music. Shocking isn't it? I guess I�can start one by one and give a little background info.

Sie: Well, Sie is the newest addition to the group. She's 18 years old and is starting college at the University of Kentucky this fall. She's cool as heck once she gets over her fear of roller-coasters. :�) just kiddin Sie.

Heather: It's questionable as to wheather Heather is the founder of the slutmonkeys or Levanda is, then again it could be me, I just can't remember. Anyway, Heather is 17 years old and attends OBI. She's in choir and is a soprano (booooo!!) She has yet to decide what she is going to do when she graduates.

April (me): Let's see here...it would probably be easier for you to check out my web page to get info about me. The link is at the bottom of the page. I guess I'll tell ya a little about myself here. I'm 17 years old, getting ready to start my senior year at Clay County High School. I'm in Varsity Choir and sing alto. I play softball and take Shao-Lin Do Kung Fu lessons whenever I find the time. That's about all I can think of.

Jessie: Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, what to say.... Well, her nickname is Sac. Which is pretty cool. She's the 16 year old valedictorian of Clay County High and is attending Transylvania University this fall. For more info on my best friend the genius, click on her name to go to her web page.

Amy: Amy is just plain cool. She's a 16 year old Kentucky All-State Choir SSA second alto and has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard. She is used to live with the rest of us in Clay County, but she recently moved to Greensburg where she is color-guard co-captain. We miss ya chick. I'm not exactly sure what her plans are after high school, she keeps changing her mind. :�) She will most likely become a music teacher.

Kelly Joan: Kell is a very diverse person. She is 17 years old and has been an All-American Cheerleader 2 years in a row. Plus, she made All-State Choir her first time trying out this year. She was in SATB and sang first alto. congrats Kell. I'm also not sure of Kelly Joan's plans after high school, but I'm sure she'll go far in whatever she does.

Levanda: I've always thought of Levanda as the founder of the slutmonkeys because I think she was the first one to actually say the word "slutmonkey". Levanda is the original Alto-Goddess, Amy currently holds the title. She will be starting her 2nd year at Cumberland College this fall and is majoring in music and stuff or something. (one of Levanda's trend setting phrases).

Odessa: Last but definately not least we have 17 year old Odessa. She also attends OBI and sings soprano in their choir. Odessa was also one of the very first slutmonkeys. It was kinda a title awarded to Levanda and her closest friends in the begining, but soon spread further. I'm not sure of Odessa's after graduation plans either, but she is currently working at Pizza Hut.�: ) way to go Dessa-Lu.

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